Clearly stuntin' in that photo.

And it looks like he added more wetsounds on top of the tower.

i'm all about having the most insane system money can buy, but i would have purchased a smaller boat or bigger vehicle first. well since he's so baller at the same time i guess, cash cause payments are for suckers. have we discovered if lon is the fat guy yet?

he's probably looking in the back seat of that SUT to grab his Bedazzler so he can rhinestone his fly boardshorts before he gets to stuntin' on the lake. what a champ. fist pump!

oh wait, nm.

god I love this website.

He is getting some TP out so he can make sure to have some while him and his buds are out, anyone have to $hit then he gotta have TP for their bunghole! That is why he is looking in the back, TP boys!! We don't have it like that, only him....our boats are POS's without a $hitter on them.....man..........

I am soo sad now, I am not able to crap on my boat......

he be stuntin' with the boyz , y0!

that picture is so stalkerish/paparazzi it's awesome....

I still say we were being played and the actual boat owner of the sunk x80 has never even been on this site.

As a memeber of WW having read this thread ^^^^ how could I resist?

Why didn't you ask the guy if his name was Lon? We could have finally laid to rest whether we were all scammed or not.

Someone of my stature can not simply approach a guy of Lon's status.......I don't even own an affliction shirt nor can I balance a beer on the brim of my hat.

I just think he is trying to compensate for something...........

Holy shipwreck.. What did i start

if lon were a troll i think he woulda come back, my bet is it was him

I'm all of 130 pounds, but there's no way I would give up that opportunity lol

That head is so fly....

I'm mounting one of these on my swimdeck so I can hang with Lon.

That pic is worth a thousand words... Ha, ha, ha. He's back bitches.

That's right im back 100,000 large for the boat 60,000 on the truck = the value of your home ha ha ha your looking at a champion ps any one wants to fight let me know any time any place by the way step your profession up then you step your boat game up suckers ha ha ha .

Hahaha this thread got even better. Does it hurt your feelings just a little you got butt raped on the truck though?

$60k for a Bummer!
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Ah, damn. I call troll. Nobody on earth spends $60K on one of those piece-of-**** SUTs.

Well, maybe these guys might

oh Lon, when will you learn? there's scum bags and there are ballers. you fall into the first category. your boat would be way cooler with some tribal airbrush graphics and a tapout logo. you do know the hummer brand went under right? and what is it you do for a living?

Has anyone figured out how such a dumbass could possibly get his hands on that much Ca$h???
My guesses:
1) Business is good, selling drugs will never go out of style.
2) His wife is in PORN. She takes it up the AR$E
3) Lottery??? Probably not, but its possible.....

Don't forget old money.....Mommy and Daddy could be loaded!

^^^
It's apparent that said dumbass never got that much cash. He's one of those interwebs tough-guys with the model wife and 7 figure salary that can bench half a ton. The real reason he took so long to post again was he was busy at a D&D tournament in his friend's mom's basement.

No way in hell Old Money would buy a boat like that. They'd be out in a sailing vessel in loafers and polos with cardigans tied around their necks.

Every one is assuming that his chit is paid for. He could be in debt up to his eye balls. I think he's just talking out his a$$. "ps any one wants to fight let me know any time any place." How old is this guy 12? Lon with all the money you have falling out of your pockets I'm sure you have a scaner. If your junk is really paid for scan/post a copy of the titles and shut every one up including me. You should take some of dat lute you got and buy some edumacation.

I say the same thing as Aaron, no way any of it is paid for, he is too big of a tool. And congrats on buying a $60k piece of sh*t, way to go Lon.

"ps any one wants to fight let me know any time any place"

I wanna play! Where and when LON?

How about Ski Beach Disco so all the WakeWorld peeps can laugh at you again when you get your ass handed to you!

Nice to see hes back on the water.

Yay!

hahaha this guy kills me, he is talking like he will throw down on everyone, i seen him at pedro stuntin like a dumb a$$. no one was tied up with him soo bro your not that cool... he came past our boats an my cuz got on his PA and yelled out dont sink you X80 again dumb F..k an he did nothing but turn an look... soo as hard as you think you are your not.... with all your money maybe u can buy some friends to go out with you... how old are callin out ppl to fight 18? im 22 an stuntin harder then u bro.... its ok one day u will be as cool as u think u are.

By the way Lon!

I know your a wanna be Baller because only one persons rocking this plate on their boat trailer! And thats me!

P.S. LON I can back it up too! I even threw the title for my truck in the pic so you know the whole set -up is paid for! Its cool you can post a picture of your payment book or your Momma's cancelled check for the payment she made for you last month! lol

I got a $50 spot on Robert in the Lon/Robert ring of sand match!

^^MAN if that ever happens I will put $50 down on Robert to!!

Owned by Robert!

$50 on Robert!

How about tomorrow robert let me know

Better not be a cop little ***

Any place ill be there i might even show up to your front door chew on that peoplesearch.com *** boy

I'll kick both of your butts...:confused:

WTF is this thread about? Why in god's name would want to post the titles to your stuff, what does it prove? Hell, you could have a house worth $50K and a $250K 1st mortgage and a $250K 2nd mortgage and still have the titles to a bunch of crap. Lets see a couple pictures of how happy your family is...

What a bunch of CRAP!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyyeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I went down to the DQ and dropped helluva cash on a blizzard and some soft serve. PAID FOR CASH MONEY. I don't even NEED a title! I just ate half of my blizzard, and you know what I did, that's right, I just straight threw the other half away. You know why? Cause I don't give a **** that's why! My 2 year old was like "I want the rest of your blizzard" and I was like "shut up and go get a real job or you'll never be stuntin like your daddy! You'll be stuck rollin' with those crappy 20's on your big wheel when you could be sporting flip flop chrome 26's."

Go ahead playas, throw up your titles. I'll just sit here with my miniature tabasco sauce and OG coffee with cream AND sugar. When that coffee hits, I'll going to hit the crapper, wipe my ass with this receipt and not even balance my check book.

Suck on that biatches!

^^ that is quite possibly the best post on here!

I LOVE THIS THREAD!!! I almost choked on my coffee this AM reading the above!!! 20" on a Big Wheel! That is funny! BTW, I have seen Robert and he is a big dude Lon. Hope you have your A game on, but I think you are a bunch of wind actually.

Sam, I understand your point, but look at it like this... They are just stringing him along just to get a rise out of him. Makes for some interesting reading to get through the week until we can hit the H2O again!

Keep it up biatches!!! Robert, bring the stripper pole and the honeys for the end of the rounds!!!

Hillarious Chattwake!
Made my morning.

Oh - and 200 on Robert
Who is the bookey - I want to know who to collect from, probably just pull the cash off Lon after he gets worked, I'm sure he'll have at least 20 G's on him.

I plate that reads "Cashforme"...
Pictures of your titles...
Too funny.
Rob is a lot more like Lon than he thinks.


Chattwake... you should be writing for SNL... they really need some talent on that show...
That just made my morning.

+2 on the Chattwake post!! That is WW thread perfection!

chatty rules!

Chattwake is the true baller!!!! Funny ass post.......
Anyone gonna have a camera or video for the bungle at the beach? We outsiders need some pics....

I will bet $100 that Lon won't even show up.

Dumbest license plate ever, might as well put "ROB ME" on the back of it.

CHATT wins hands down. Best post I have read on WW bar none.

CONGRATS DUDE....you are welcome on my boat anytime brother !!!

I just thought of something...

$160,000 just to boat....lol Really? I am not a smart man, and I have a very nice 2011 Epic 23V that like many I am making payments on. But, I have friends that have Bayliners and such and honestly they have just as much fun on the water as I do. They spent like 20k total.... am I missing something here?

Does spending $160,000 make you better or just ALOT less rich to be out on the same water that the guy with the $10,000 Bayliner has with his kids on a tube having a blast?

Guess I am just missing the point........HELP?

Grumble, Grumble? What's that? Someone hungry for a foot long $5 meatball and swiss knuckle sandwich? Betta be in it to win in before you bring it your snappy fingers and attitude into the thunderdome. Nothin makes me firm up my diamond encrusted street cred like threatening to throw some 'bows with mark ass tricks livin' 2000 miles away from me. Set a date mang! I'll put some ticks on the OG'dometer on my SUT ghetto sled. I'll have my system pumpin' while watchin Never Back Down on my 40'' plasma THX drop down plasma on repeat 'cross country on my plasma. Did I mention P-L-A-S-M-A?

Start limberin up now fools. Here's a secret: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, START. Get yo' thirty lives bitches 'cause I'm bringing my 360 upper cut.

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OMFG !!! Funniest dude on WW !!!!

I want that jumping guy as my screen saver !

Dammit thats hilarious. What was the pic though?

Haha I almost died when I read Chattwake's last two posts. Priceless man, priceless

Oh ya up up left right right A B A F U L O N left right START. Invincibility b^tch what now

For all the talk, I still did not see any tail on his boat or around his boat. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......... yep he's gay.

Chattwake has taken this thread to the next level!!!!

"Any place ill be there i might even show up to your front door chew on that peoplesearch.com *** boy"

You could always just ask? lol

I sent you a PM with my address and phone number. As much as I'd love to meet up with you towmorrow I have to work, you know that thing normal people do to make money? So lets see you at Ski Beach Disco on Sunday. You can't miss me it'll be the boat with all the hot chicks on it rocking the big American flag. I'll keep an eye out for your wet x80 rocking the rainbow flag! Peace!

P.S. Just having fun guys! No need to start hating on me! Well Sam does all the time. The reason for the plate was when I bought my boat I had a mortagage and a truck payment and the dealer said I couldn't afford a boat and needed to find friends that had one. So I paid cash for it. It was an inside joke CASH4ME. Please don't put me in the same catagory as Lon I resent that! lol

Chattwake - you're awesome

Robert's just clownin' don't be hatin' on him. He's always been candid about his economic status even when it was rough.

Chattwake-- you are the man. I am sitting in my office laughing out loud. That was the best post I have ever read on here. If you're ever in CA, let's ride.

Lon-- You have got to be the biggest douche on the planet. Money isn't everything, and there is always someone out there that has more money than you....douche.

This thread was finished with this Chat-ism.

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Saw this today, and knew exactly where it must be posted.
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/...pg?w=500&h=373

Is that dude missing a thumb (right hand)? He looks like E.T.

lon, your "truck" and boat may be worth the same as my house, but, I have never sank my house being a tool. just a thought.

Word on the street Lon is that the boat only cost you $35,000, and you bought it from some lady in Petaluma who was going through a divorce.

You see 20 people on a boat that don't sink (half the size). X80's don't sink unless you forget to plug them. All I see on your boat is your girlfriend, your cousin and your cousin's friend. How did 4 people sink a boat? I saw you on the 4th doing circles (your looked like an moron). I can't believe your had to put 15,000 in the boat after you sunk it. Now you have $55,000 in the boat instead $35,000. Real smart "Lon". lol. I can't believe you actually act like this around other people. And here I thought it was just for our benefit.

^^ you say you saw him with 3 other people on the boat; his girlfriend, his cousin, and his cousins friend? If I'm not mistaken, that would only be 2 other people. I'm pretty sure his girlfriend and cousin are the same person...

I seen him at Pedro was all dudes on his boat

so is Lon fat or what

Look at the pic at the top of the page. That dude takes up the entire front passenger area. He is one fat MF.

If I could get an X80 for $35k I would be all over that--divorce or not. That doesn't make Lon a tool!

...the Hummer does though. lol

Thats a single screw x80. I heard they are dogs(especially pushing that much weight). I wouldn't want it.

CHATT.... is one funny dude... I just laughed out loud at work. Thanks man.

Don't hate on Mitchell he's one cool dude, just playing around.

"That's right im back 100,000 large for the boat 60,000 on the truck = the value of your home ha ha ha" Lon, that wouldn't buy a bathroom in my home. You're
"stuntin" for no reason.

Yeah but it does make him a buster and not a baller as he would like everyone to believe.

word on the street is that that single screw x80 can only idle and cant reach speeds over 5 mph since when lon steps on the boat it is immediately over the weight limit.

This thread is priceless