Any more excuses??
 

We are putting together a list of excuses that are not acceptable on the boat. Here is the list so far. You guys have any more?


List of Useless Excuses
(If you are sucking badly and you use an excuse on this list, no pitty will be felt for you!)
• The water is too cold
• It is chop rauman out here
• Whiskey Wake
• This board doesn’t feel right
• My bindings were loose
• It was the driver's fault
• 5:30 is too early
• That’s not my rope
• That guy on the jet ski cut me off
• I can’t ride to that music
• My top might fall off
• You were going too fast
• My knee hurts
• I am too sore from riding yesterday
• The wake is too big
• The wedge was up
• F’in Tubers!!
• I would rather hang out with my girlfriend
• I was trying to impress the girls…..

I'd say that about covers it :D

I'M not used to a wake that wide.It's been 6 weeks since i last boarded.I just don't feel right today.

I have a FEW MORE GOOD ONES that I hate.

"you were turning"
"I only brought my jib board"
"way to hungover"
"it was shallow there"
"its not worth it if we are not filming"

what about just
"I suck at this"

I use that one alot !!! lol

"I can't ride with people watching" is my goto excuse but pretty much, I just suck.

I forgot my balls at home..
Its to hot..
I am scared of the water..

"im not getting in the water with that sea lion"
"there's too much sand in my vagina"
"your too drunk to drive me"
"im too drunk to ride"
"i dont have health insurance"
"the water smells weird"

5:30 IS too early...

I'm to fat and OLD.
Sad but true.

the health insurance thing is kind of important. however, w/o any pre existings mine is 116 a month so i really don't see an excuse not to have it.

Enjoy that while it lasts my brother. How about 867 a month for my family for catastrophe coverage?

What is a Whiskey wake?

Awe man im full of them...

"Waters too wet"
"Waters too hot"
"Suns too bright"
"Speed aint right"
"Boat aint balanced"
"I'm too close to the boat"
"I'm too far from the boat"
"The handle is too gripy"
"The handle is too slippery"
"The waters too flat, board wont catch"
"Airs too humid"
"Airs too Dry"

... I can do this for days. If you aint complaining, you aint a wakeboarder.

I forgot to get my hair wet
my vaginosis is flaring up
the algae bit me

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? For just catastrophic coverage? Thats insane.

Haha those are some good ones!!

Whiskey wake is when you drink too much and cant stay up.... haha

My friends 6 year old blamed my board and then my boat the other day. Rough.

what is your coverage like? i have the blue saver plan with blue cross blue shield and i pay $140/month. but my deductible is $1900 and they pay 100% of everything after i meet that.

Scared of jellyfish.
Scared of sharks
Salt water burns my eyes.
You don't have a tower.

140X5=700. but it's never simple.

hold on.. you pay $700 a month? no way. unless you have chil'ren!

3 chil'ren

I don't want to be sore for work on Monday.

I don't want to hurt myself before vacation.

i forgot my fins..

Anyone who says the water's too hot wanna change homes with me? Its about 60 air and lake here now and while waiting for my new winter wetsuit I'm stuck using a hammer 2:1 shorty

Brian, the water really does get close to 'too hot', lots of folks b*tch about it. Last summer in our local river, its pretty shallow, got so hot you really did not want to fall b/c the hot water would actually wear you out. You get all red faced and cant catch your breath, it sucks. Mid day in July the water is probably hotter than the 90 degree air.