WORLD ENDS SATURDAY according to Oakland pastor
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If you're a "believer", please leave your boat in the driveway with the gas tank full and keys in the ignition. I'll be demo-ing it for possible trade with mine after you're gone.
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My pick up line for the night " damn such a bummer the worlds going to end tomorrow"
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It's amazing to me how many seemingly normal people buy into this crap. What are they all going to say on Sunday? Woops, shouldn't have given away all of my money and quit my job?
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On Sunday when nothing has happened the pastor and all of the followers should be off'd for being stupid!!
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Maybe he is right this time (he has been wrong at least 3 times in the past)?
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if the trumpets sound im outa here,but if they dont im going to the lake
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Well, it's Saturday 21st here and given that I'm still here, that must mean I'm still here.
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Since this is the last friday, I'm getting wasted and picking up a few hookers.
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Sat 6PM has come and gone and I aint been raptured yet, is that bad for me?
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Stupid pastor is stupid.......
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Is everyone still here?
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Congrats everyone, made it through the fire and brimstone.
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Greetings from Heaven!
sent from my iPhone6 (yes we have those here already). |
well, I seem to be fine. I'm just going to Arrrrrggghhhh OMG! What is that?! AAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!......
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It happened. Just turned out that God didn't want any of us.
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Fail!!!!
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Just saw this and thought I'd add.
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Well, good thing there is another one coming october 21, 2011. I bet this is the real one.
http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/15095...er-21-2011.htm It should be illegal to be this stupid. |
He's not stupid. He's been raking in the dough. The followers are the stupid ones.
Ah well, at least Yahweh decided to let us enjoy the summer before the big one comes. |
Your probably right Wes, the followers are the huge idiots.
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^I somewhat agree, but a mom killed herself, along with her young children, over this b.s.
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I bet there were plenty of people around that were telling this woman it was a crock of s**t. The govt can't fix nor should it fix people who want to believe stories of Armageddon. If the Bible tells us that an Apocalypse is coming should it be banned?
A girl killed herself because she thought the Hadren Super Collider was going to create a black hole and destroy the world. Perhaps you'd like to expand on your statement and tell us what you are thinking the govt should do to stop people from killing themselves? Because I don't think I'm getting the whole point of your argument. http://gizmodo.com/5048646/girl-comm...ay-predictions |
It doesn't matter about the woman, she chose to kill herself, more power to her. But her kids, that had no say so in the matter, had their lives taken because the mom chose to believe some religious nut. Just like the guy that burned the Koran in your neck of the woods. Innocent people had their lives taken because he thought he was doing God's work.
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John, I was joking, kind of. It just amazes me that people are such huge idiots. I definetely don't want the government making more rules and deciding the way we should live any more then they already are.
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Brett, I figured as much. But I felt it still had to be said.
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