Our latest additions to WakeWorld are our new Waketoons. Look for a new 'toon every week or so to keep you laughing throughout the year.

		"You took your computer into the shower to look at wakeboards. What did you expect would happen?"
		"Dude, get the wakeboards out. I just got the rest of the afternoon off!"
		"Whenever I need the garage cleaned out, I just hide Harold's wakeboard in there."
		"Mowing the grass takes time away from my wakeboarding, Dad. So, I had the lawn carpeted. Aren't I smart? Dad?"
		"Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of your filthy, tail-grabbed nose poke. However..."
		"Sorry, dude, I don't teach the meaning of life, that's the next mountain over. I teach the art of wakeboarding."
		"I'm quitting to become a professional wakeboarder. If I succeed, you can kiss my butt you fat jerk. If I fail, I apologize for my statement and I'll want my job back."
		"Dude, I broke my wakeboard. What really sucks is that I only had 300 more payments left on it."
		"Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you give me a pull behind that sick, loaded down VLX tonight?"
		"For Christmas I want a new wakeboard, new bindings, a new wakeskate, a boat, a wakesurf board, wakeboarding video game, ballast bags, board racks, a drysuit...Honey, are you listening to me?"
		"You sent me over 1 million email reminders, so coming all the way up here to tell me you want a new wakeboard for Christmas wasn't necessary."
		"What do you mean you were having so much fun wakeboarding that you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!"
		"Dude, as you can see by my condition, it was a bad wakeboarding accident, but it was worth it because I got a huge trophy for coming in first."
		"Who pulled the plug on the lake? I'm trying to wakeboard here!"
		"That's strange. My husband called and said the boat he's wakeboarding behind lost control and went ashore. I wonder where he's at now."
		"Tony sent me to tell you he will marry you next week. He totally forgot that he was in a wakeboard competition this weekend."
		"Dude, be careful. That boat is so fast it has a reputation of ripping the arms right off a wakeboarder. I know, I'm that wakeboarder."
		"Dude, ever since I had that nasty spill, my mother's been a little overprotective."
		"You get points for difficulty. This should pretty much clinch a victory."
		"I couldn't understand how we make so much money, but we haven't saved any...until I noticed all those wakeboards you've bought."
		"Some of the other wakeboarders are concerned that you might be using performance-enhancing drugs. Especially since you only weighed 130 pounds last week."
		"Tony mentioned that he was making a pretty penny off sponsorships. If you ask me, he's gone a little overboard."
		"Oops."
		"Dude, this drought is putting a serious damper on our wakeboarding."
		"George may suck at wakeboarding, but he's no quitter."
		"Apparently, O'Reilly has escaped from his office again. Check that wakeboard shop down the street."
		"If wakeboarding to work doesn't prove you're addicted, then nothing will!"
		"I don't need to know the meaning of life. I want to know how to stop my husband from wakeboarding seven days a week."
		"I realize I'm 67 years old and I've been at this firm for over 18 years, but I've decided to quit and become a pro wakeboarder. If I call you from the emergency room, then you'll know it was a bad decision."
		"Pooping in your pants every time you wakeboard isn't a medical condition. It's called fear. Maybe you should try another sport."
		"Yes, I did watch 4 pay-per-view movies while you were wakeboarding. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?"
		"All these casts are from wakeboarding accidents. That one's from Florida. That one's from Hawaii. That one's from California..."
		"Dude, college is going to suck! They don't have a major in wakeboarding. Hopefully, they'll have my second choice--beer tasting."
		"Can you wait to wakeboard for another hour or so? I won't be hungry until then."
		"Yeah, well...you think THAT one is bad...one time I was doing this Raley and...blah...blah...blah"
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		"I hope I'm not catching you at a bad time, but are you happy with your long distance provider?"
		"If we're going to succeed in selling wakeboards, we'll have to get rid of our 'Alternative Payment Program'"
		"My last 4 boyfriends spent more time wakeboarding than they did with me. I hope you don't make the same mistake."
		"You said wakeboarding wasn't challenging enough. What do you think now?"
		"This is Tony's 2nd speech on wakeboard safety. As you might have guessed, I missed the first speech."
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		"Try not to watch the clock. It'll only make your wakeboarding trip seem that much further away."
		"Taking and interest in wakeboarding is great, son. Buying a "pimped out" X-Star online with my credit card is not so great!"
		"I'm sure Picasso is a fine painter, but this is a Letchworth!"
		"You don't see a problem with the incline of that kicker?"
		"See, I told you you'd get more hang time with a longer line!"

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